A Dark Journey Into The Bowels of America's Corporate StupidStore and Other Commentary About The Absurdity of Life In A World Going To Hell
Friday, December 14, 2012
HAPPY NEW YEAR ( You Assholes at Pencils)
I've been told that it isn't just our store, but we're open New Year's Day! That's right, instead of being able to stay up late and actually have a few drinks, I'll probably be going to bed. For what exactly? For nothing. On New Year's Day, you can fire cannons down Main Street and not hit anything. I suspect if people do brave the bad weather to come in the store, they'll just be there to return things, not to buy. Happy New Year, you greedy bastards!